laugh-addict:

Listening to music through new headphones after listening through old shitty ones

(Source: hip-hop-apotamus, via liftedandgiftedd)

petparent:

Too bad you can’t get abs from laughing at your own jokes, because I would have an 8 pack 

(via monotonethoughts)

Period: You want cookies
Period: You want to fuck
Period: You want to fuck while eating cookies.
Period: Let's be sad about trivial things, shall we?
Period: Kill them.
Period: Kill them too.
Period: Kill them and eat their cookies.
Period: Shhhh it's okay you'll feel better soon.
Period: HAHAHAHAHA NO YOU WON'T FUCK YOU.